Diary of a Martian Patriot

I prefer shipping countries to anime characters (or I prefer shipping my own interpretations to somebody else’s personified countries)

Name order is important as in “I don’t want the person whose name goes first to be weepy and wimpy when it comes to sex” - but the second person is another matter.

Actually it only matters in pairings with China because I am very unpatriotic.

1. Japan/China: UNDER HEAVEN PAIR

2. Mongolia/China: YUAN DYNASTY UNION

3. England/China: RED (good) TEA PAIR

4. America/China: FINANCIAL GROUP

5. Manchu Sr./China: CRIMES OF FASHION CIRCA QING

6. South Korea/Taiwan: MAGPIE PAIR

7. Hong Kong/South Korea: FRAGRANT KIMCHI

8. America/Russia: WAITING FOR SPRING

9. fem!Russia/fem!China: CRIMSON COMRADES

10. Japan/fem!Korea: “MY WIFE IS DEEEEAAAAAAD”

11. America/South Korea: KIMCHI BURGER

12. China/fem!Korea: “SONS” OF HEAVEN

13. Japan/Japan: JAPAN LOVES HIMSELF SO MUCH HE’D MAKE COPY OF HIMSELF TO HAVE HOT BUTTSEX

14. France/England: ENTENTE CORDIALE

15. Japan/England: ENGLAND IS A WANKER

1. Garrus/Shepard (I haven’t played Mass Effect but I think it’s hot)

2. Count Dooku/General Grievous (pssssh)

3. Voh’nn Seinheild/Elmira Veilleur (my OC’s)